This is a repost of my original post in "The humor element"
We all are people of 
varied craziness and talents, though the ratio in variation is sometimes
 huge! Now it might sound a bit confusing, but then confusing someone 
over nothing is a talent too! With all the crazy things I can imagine 
of, I the first thing that came to my mind was to try writing something 
about ghosts.
I have seen a lot of 
horror flicks, and found most of them a lot comic and less horror, but 
one thing I always wondered was that what would I do if I am in any of 
such situations, which I primarily find funny. For instance, if I am 
walking down the street and I see a figure (may or may not be a ghost) 
wearing white clothes and having a candle in hand. Well I would not try 
to find out who that is and just run as fast as I can! And if the 
curiosity factor forces you to just try your luck, then first call up 
911, have a good gathering of guests before you try to unravel the great
 mystery. Another one that I find somewhat funny is the work of a tooth 
fairy (which turns into a witch). She likes collecting teeth of 
children. What a disgusting hobby I must say. But if she ever came near 
me, I would rather give her ticket to the next WWF event, so that she 
can get as many and as big teeth she wants. But she would have to be 
careful while collecting them as she herself can get hurt. I do not 
believe these WWF players.
And jokes apart, if 
someday, a ghost even tried disturbing my sleep by singing right in the 
middle of night, I swear I will go and tell that to shut up! I mean it 
is not always a good idea to stop someone from singing, specially a 
ghost, but what if he/she is singing right below your window? Being a 
ghost does not mean you have the right to disturb sleep. That too of a 
grad student!!

