Dialigues I love to recite!!

These two dialogues from two very different movies are the ones i always want to learn! The one is from the Amitabh Bachchan's " My name is Anthony Gonzales" song...which makes no sense at all. And the other one is from the introduction of V in "V for Vendetta" , which is written in an extremely sensible manner.
So here they are!

Anthony Gonzalez

Wait Wait Wait……… You see the whole country of this system is just a position by the hemoglobin in the atmosphere because you are a sophistication retroration intoxicated by the exuberance of your own babocity……….

You see such extenuating circumstances co-ed me to preclude you of such extravaganza……

You see the coefficient of the linear….. Is just a position…..By the hemoglobin pressure in the country……

V for Vendetta

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.